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I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

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"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."

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spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

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savior of the wizarding world everyone

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kitty-in-training:

but you know father of my two bastards

This women is the definition of perfect!

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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

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elasticitymudflap:

when people reblog things for you to see because they know you like that thing 

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humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

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Ross and Rachel looking for baby names.

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"A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

- The Twits by Roald Dahl (via wanksclub)

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camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

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